like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
When procaps write badfic. Author unknown.
I have a bit of thing for badly written stories, both fanfic and original, and I don’t understand how people still cannot grasp paragraphs. It’s just a text wall of doom that makes me wanna tl;dr.
Why don’t they write a fanfic of Katina telling her son how happy she lived with her family, in the ocean, when she was captured by humans?
Because it’s already been done by my buddy Okura who gave me permission to use this excerpt from his lovely comic, Rings of Time (currently in storage):
you tell me
Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.
and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can